"shut up, you love me. and i love you too"
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald